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Asif Ali Zardari Jokes

Zardari jokes:

  • “Terrorists have kidnapped our beloved Zardari and are demanding $5,000,000 or they will burn him with petrol. Please donate what you can. I have donated five litres.”
  • To commemorate the ascension to the Presidency, Pakistan Post has officially launched a new stamp. But the people of Pakistan are confused which side on the stamp to spit on.
  • Robber: “Give me all your money!”
    Zardari: “Don’t you know who I am? I am Asif Ali Zardari.”
    Robber: “OK. Give me all my money”

Apparently the Pakistani president Asif Zardari has banned jokes which ridicule him or the political leadership of the country.

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