Rushi MK-II

Sep 20 2008

1982: At precisely 11:44 a.m., Scott Fahlman posts the following electronic message to a computer-science department bulletin board at Carnegie Mellon University:

19-Sep-82 11:44 Scott E Fahlman :-)
From: Scott E Fahlman I propose that the following character sequence for joke markers: :-) Read it sideways. Actually, it is probably more economical to mark things that are NOT jokes, given current trends. For this, use: :-(

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If some copycat terrorists try to bring their liquid bomb through airport security and the screeners catch them (3 oz limit) the terrorists can simply try again. They can try again and again. They can keep trying until they succeed. Because there are no consequences to trying and failing, the screeners have to be 100 percent effective. Even if they slip up one in a hundred times, the plot can succeed.
Sep 13 2008
Sep 12 2008

Bill: Why are we doing this again?

Jerry: Why bill? Because as we discussed, you and i are a little out of it. You’re living in some kinda moon house hovering over Seattle like the mothership. I’ve got so many cars I get stuck in my own traffic. We need to connect with real people.

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I think at this point we need to confront the fact that we don’t know yet which is more uncomfortable: watching Sarah Palin try to demonstrate her qualifications to be president or watching John McCain try to describe them.
Sep 11 2008
This whole charade, of course, is pretty ridiculous. It’s tough to defend Johnson, as he’s so narcissistic that he makes T.O. look like Mother Teresa

It’ll cost mucho dinero for Chad Ocho Cinco to switch jerseys

Mr. Johnson would be forced to buy out the stock of the 100,000 remaining “C. Johnson” jerseys before making the switch to “Ocho Cinco”. If Reebok asked Ocho Cinco to pay for the cost of making the unsold jerseys, the total could reach upwards of $4 million (or $50 million pesos).

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Aug 28 2008
Besides picking up career-best figures of 5 for 47 in this game, the left-armer Thushara has also been Sri Lanka’s second-highest run-getter in the series

You know your batting sucks when a #8 batsman is one of your highest run scorers in the tournament.

Cricinfo - Jayawardene blames inconsistent batsmen

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If there is a bigger prize to be had in your particular sport - be it the Ashes, a World Cup, or even the Champions Trophy - then you simply don’t belong at the Olympics. Even the women’s beach volleyball, which somehow managed to transform itself from soft porn to an Orwellian style war minus the shooting when Russia and Georgia went head to head in the preliminary rounds, has more of a claim to the Games than cricket, for the simple fact that it is the sport’s athletic apex.

Andrew Miller on Cricket at the Olympics

Cricinfo - Why cricket isn’t an Olympic sport

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Aug 27 2008
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Piracy Is Not Theft… a handy guide

via i28.tinypic.com

Aug 26 2008
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Whoa Fox News really hits the nail with the conspiracy theories. Who writes this crap?

via i37.tinypic.com

Aug 25 2008

Too Many Chris's

Football has too many Chris’s and most of those RB - it gets bloody confusing.

All of these guys are pretty much backups. Then there are the Steve Smiths Wide Receivers in NYG and Carolina. Tracking them in Fantasy Football confusing, bloody confusing.

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Till now Mendis was never under any pressure and was bowling at his best,” Dhoni said. “You need to punish him if he bowls a bad ball. If you continue to defend him, he will always be on top.

Somewhere a lightbulb turned on over a cricketer’s head. That’s how you handle Mendis, that’s how you handle any good bowler. Wait for the bad ball and pownce like a tiger.

Cricinfo - Playing the lead to perfection

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